I Don’t Date Anymore I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes Assholes Live Forever Hoodie

“I Don’t Date Anymore I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes Assholes Live Forever” is a phrase that humorously and provocatively describes a person’s approach to relationships. Here’s a description in English:

“I Don’t Date Anymore I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes Assholes Live Forever” humorously suggests that the speaker has shifted away from traditional dating and instead fosters relationships with women temporarily until they find their long-term partners. The phrase “forever homes” is borrowed from pet adoption terminology, implying that the speaker nurtures and supports women until they settle down with someone else.

The addition of “Assholes Live Forever” at the end adds a tongue-in-cheek twist, implying that individuals who are less considerate or deserving may endure indefinitely. This phrase is likely used in a lighthearted or satirical manner to comment on dating experiences or personal relationships, blending humor with a hint of cynicism.

Overall, “I Don’t Date Anymore I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes Assholes Live Forever” combines humor and wit to describe a non-traditional approach to dating and relationships, offering a playful perspective on personal experiences and romantic encounters.

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This all-over print hoodie is suitable to wear on a daily basis or for some casual outdoor activities. The fabric feels soft and comfortable on your skin, which is superior to other slippery nylon and synthetic insulated jackets. This nice and cozy hoodie will definitely add more points to your style.

Pull-on closure with drawstring makes it easy to adjust and protects you from the outside weather.
100% High-Grade Polyester Knit Fabric with slightly thinner brushed fleece inside makes this hoodie ideal for casual days around town.
Our all-over print hoodie features dropped shoulders and a pouch front pocket.
With standard-fit and unisex styles, it is suitable for both genders in different body types.
It gets self-fabric cuffs and a waistband

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Wash inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Gentle cycle. Only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Cool iron if needed.

Production Time: All orders are processed within 2 - 4 business days. Particularly for 3D and All Over Print shirts, production time can be up to 7 business days.
Processing Time: It takes 1 - 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse, put your name and address on it and ship out.
Delivery Time: Delivery time is equal to production time plus processing time and shipping time depending on the region, country and shipping package.
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- The Standard shipping price is $4.99 (4-8 business days).
- The Ground shipping price is $10.99 (3-6 business days).
- The Fastship shipping price is $19.00 (2-4 business days).
- International shipping price is $17.99 (2-3 weeks).
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4 reviews for I Don’t Date Anymore I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes Assholes Live Forever Hoodie

Rated 5 out of 5

Patrick (verified owner) – June 18, 2024

The product is firmly packed.

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Zane (verified owner) – June 18, 2024

Good service.

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Rated 5 out of 5

John (verified owner) – June 18, 2024

The product is firmly packed.

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Rated 5 out of 5

Mason (verified owner) – June 18, 2024

Very fast delivery.

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Size	Chest Width	Shirt Length
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

Size	Chest Width	Shirt Length	Sleeve Length
S	20 in	27 in	33.5 in
M	22 in	28 in	34.5 in
L	24 in	29 in	35.5 in
XL	26 in	30 in	36.5 in
2XL	28 in	31 in	37.5 in
3XL	30 in	32 in	38.5 in
4XL	32 in	33 in	39.5 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	40.5 in

Size	Chest Width	Shirt Length	Sleeve Length
S	20 in	27 in	33.5 in
M	22 in	28 in	34.5 in
L	24 in	29 in	35.5 in
XL	26 in	30 in	36.5 in
2XL	28 in	31 in	37.5 in
3XL	30 in	32 in	38.5 in
4XL	32 in	33 in	39.5 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	40.5 in

Size	Chest Width	Shirt Length	Sleeve Length
S	19.25 in	27 in	33.5 in
M	21.25 in	28 in	34.5 in
L	23.25 in	29 in	35.5 in
XL	25.25 in	30 in	36.5 in
2XL	27.25 in	31 in	37.5 in

Size	Chest Width	Shirt Length	Sleeve Length
S	18 in	27.5 in	31.75 in
M	20 in	28.75 in	33.5 in
L	22 in	29.75 in	35.25 in
XL	24 in	30.75 in	36.75 in
2XL	26 in	32 in	38.25 in

Size	Chest Width	Shirt Length	Sleeve Length
XS (4-5 years)	16 in	20.5 in	13.5 in
S (6-7 years)	17 in	22 in	14.5 in
M (8-9 years)	18 in	23.5 in	15.5 in
L (10-11 years)	19 in	25 in	16.5 in
XL (12-13 years)	20 in	26.5 in	17.5 in

I Don’t Date Anymore I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes Assholes Live Forever Hoodie

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