My Grandpa Climbed Out Of The Primordial Soup So I Could Stare At Excel Sheets All Day Shirt

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My Grandpa Climbed Out Of The Primordial Soup So I Could Stare At Excel Sheets All Day Shirt

“My Grandpa Climbed Out Of The Primordial Soup So I Could Stare At Excel Sheets All Day” is a humorous and somewhat ironic phrase that contrasts the grand scope of human evolution with the mundane nature of modern office work. Here’s a description in English:
“My Grandpa Climbed Out Of The Primordial Soup So I Could Stare At Excel Sheets All Day” humorously reflects on the long journey of human evolution, from our earliest origins in the “primordial soup” of the ancient Earth to the present day. The phrase highlights the irony of this grand evolutionary journey culminating in a seemingly trivial and monotonous activity: working with Excel spreadsheets in a modern office.
This expression can be seen as a commentary on the perceived absurdity or irony of modern life, where the vast potential and progress of human evolution are juxtaposed with the routine and often tedious tasks of contemporary work life. It emphasizes the contrast between the remarkable achievements of our ancestors and the everyday realities of modern employment.
Overall, “My Grandpa Climbed Out Of The Primordial Soup So I Could Stare At Excel Sheets All Day” combines humor and irony to reflect on the nature of progress and the sometimes mundane aspects of modern existence.

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This all-over print hoodie is suitable to wear on a daily basis or for some casual outdoor activities. The fabric feels soft and comfortable on your skin, which is superior to other slippery nylon and synthetic insulated jackets. This nice and cozy hoodie will definitely add more points to your style.

  • Pull-on closure with drawstring makes it easy to adjust and protects you from the outside weather.
  • 100% High-Grade Polyester Knit Fabric with slightly thinner brushed fleece inside makes this hoodie ideal for casual days around town.
  • Our all-over print hoodie features dropped shoulders and a pouch front pocket.
  • With standard-fit and unisex styles, it is suitable for both genders in different body types.
  • It gets self-fabric cuffs and a waistband

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Wash inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Gentle cycle. Only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Cool iron if needed.

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